prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ four/ten scenes » time passes too slowly

prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ seven/ten scenes » one day, rome shall fade and crumble. yet you shall always be remembered in the hearts of all who yearn for freedom.

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

textsfromcapua:

(636): He will not just “come” out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.

(314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read.

livingtombstone:

norafox:

wow

Oh wow, and I thought I understood ALL of the foreshadowing jokes at the beginning, now I am actually impressed

prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ six/ten scenes » auctus was the first life i have taken in battle. he will not be forgotten.