Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Wow Moffat seriously needs to pick a new female “archtype” to keep reusing.
Kind of 1000% tired of “Doctor watches girl grow up, she grows up to be a witty flirt. Adventures but WOAH SHE’S ALSO ~MYSTERIOUS~”
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
the new pope stands on the balcony
“ROME ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEE”
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
(636): He will not just “come” out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
(314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh wow, and I thought I understood ALL of the foreshadowing jokes at the beginning, now I am actually impressed