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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept




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christoph-waltzed:

Wow Moffat seriously needs to pick a new female “archtype” to keep reusing. 

Kind of 1000% tired of “Doctor watches girl grow up, she grows up to be a witty flirt. Adventures but WOAH SHE’S ALSO ~MYSTERIOUS~”




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prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ four/ten scenes » time passes too slowly

prettyackles:

spartacus meme  four/ten scenes » time passes too slowly




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prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ seven/ten scenes » one day, rome shall fade and crumble. yet you shall always be remembered in the hearts of all who yearn for freedom.

prettyackles:

spartacus meme  seven/ten scenes » one day, rome shall fade and crumble. yet you shall always be remembered in the hearts of all who yearn for freedom.




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rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school




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moraniarty:

the new pope stands on the balcony

“ROME ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEE”




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feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

image

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know




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textsfromcapua:

(636): He will not just “come” out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.  (314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read.

textsfromcapua:

(636): He will not just “come” out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.

(314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read.




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livingtombstone:

norafox:

wow

Oh wow, and I thought I understood ALL of the foreshadowing jokes at the beginning, now I am actually impressed




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prettyackles:

spartacus meme ★ six/ten scenes » auctus was the first life i have taken in battle. he will not be forgotten.

prettyackles:

spartacus meme  six/ten scenes » auctus was the first life i have taken in battle. he will not be forgotten.




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