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we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde


onlyhimym:

Legendary facts about How I Met Your Mother.



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The only people that can afford to take an unpaid job are those that are already well-off enough to survive without pay. That means that there are careers where the only way to effectively break in to the industry is to be well-off in the first place.

This is a major problem in many industries, including film, advertising, fashion, music, and others. If your parents can pay for an apartment in Manhattan, congratulations, you can get your foot in the door. If not, tough luck, go find another job more suited to your lower-class life.

"


“Leonardo DiCaprio is probably, I think, our finest actor since Marlon Brando.” - Mia Farrow


fuckyeahaarontveit:

this is not the normal type of thing you’d see on this blog, but it was too funny not to share with you aaron fans.


stfuconservatives:

gatothenovice:

exvin:

thepeoplesrecord:

These are all so good.

The second one

“I am so bad at being likable that I’ve had to create an elaborate force field of imagined persecution to justify it.”

This tag somehow turned into the best thing ever.


parksandbarricades:

btw thank you for all your suggestions and ideas! i’ll try to get around to some of them eventually yaYY


bradofarrell:

Could you imagine if The Lion King followed the plot of Hamlet more closely? Simba thinks he sees Scar behind some brush and he pounces and kills Nala’s father and then she goes insane and drowns herself. Simba fucks his mom. Simba tricks Scar into admitting he killed Mufasa by making him watch the broadway stage production of The Lion King.



fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies


nalyne:

Les Misérables modern au: 

Enjolras 



sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID









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